Comedy

Debut music video by The Yammas, Captain Twinkie. Starring Ferg and Fed. Directed and written by Mikey and Paulus.

Lyrics

It was on a cold day I was chillin’ outside
So I listened to some tunes in my funky fresh ride
You thinkin’ 2Pac I’m sorry you’re mistaken
I got some mad beats with my boi Clay Aiken! (He’s cute!)
I was hittin’ up the hood for an hour or two
Then my tummy started growlin’ what a thug gonna do?
Went to Subway started burning that tire,
I thought of Jared Fogle that fatty’s a liar!
it hit me like a pain train, I know what I’m cravin’!
Need to cuddle with some snacks and watch That’s So Raven!
But not just any snack, my friend I got a plan
gotta take a right and hit up the capitan!

He’s the captain man, he’s in a fancy van, some call him superman, he’s got a short lifespan, he’s the captain… THE CAPITAN!!

I parked in the driveway on my hip was my glock
Stepped up to the front door and did the special knock
Who’s there? It’s me! Well I’m busy right now!
I’m sorry to disturb but I need some help PLOW!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Whatcha need son you know I gotta special selection,
All my stuff be giving you a big fat… smile!
I’d like something sweet maybe chocolate would do
You can check out the yard there’s some fresh doggy doo
I’m really not a fan of all that is stinky
What is that over there? Is that a box full of Twinkies?

He’s the captain guy, and you can’t deny, the way he slip and slide, yo and that is why, he’s the captain… THE CAPITAN!!!

Oh you see one box, well take a closer look,
I’ve got a plenty more, you see it’s off the hook.
what we waiting for boy do you do discover?
No plastic please, but yo mama’s my lover.
I guess it’s cool w/ me if I get my Twinkies free,
Since I did you wrong I guess I will agree.
How much you need you see I gotta truckload
20, 30, 80 EXPLODE!
How about you stay for just a little while,
The Juicy Juice in here flows like the Nile
This is nuts, like a squirrel we’re all misbehavin’
Let’s throw a slumber party and watch that’s so raven!
He’s the captain son, help your Twinkie run, yeah he’s lots of fun, and he get the job done, he’s the captain… THE CAPITAN!!

A mix-up in pet food ingredients gives 5 pets super powers. But the Pak Rat steals some food and wants to take over the world. He traps the Power Pets. Will the little kitten be able to save his friends?

seminole high’s version of “Find your grail” from spamlot

This is a music video Jimi Hollis and myself made for Ed Tillbrook or E.C.T. (formerly Ed Chef), a friend of ours at college. We spent many a hazy afternoon in my bedroom making silly little stop-frame bits and eventually stuck them all together to Ed’s track.