Comedy

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I was filming parts of my college, when someone popped up.

Adrian Quihuis is kicked off his little league baseball all star team. News Channel 10 has the ground breaking investigative report.

I for one will now step out and lend my support to the Mother in this political campaign haven’t we had enough of Male dominated Politics in all it’s forms- its now time for a real change!
Thats why I support-
Hillary Clinton for President

A few harmelss comical shots taken at Barack! It’s all in good fun, folks.

Here’s the full dialogue:

“It has come to my attention…my friends, that 2008 presidential candidate Barack Hussein Osama…I mean, Obama, has just a little trouble saluting our great American flag! So, being the nice guy that I am (lol), I thought I’d help Mr. Obama along in his quest to properly salute the American flag.”

“A lot of great people have given their lives. A lot of great military families have sacrificed so much for this great flag and this great land. This least we can do is salute them properly.”

“I know, Iknow, I know! We’ve all seen this iconic image blasted on our television screens every night to the four corners of the earth of Mr. Obama not properly saluting our flag. But I’m sure deep down inside Mr. Obama is a true patriot and really cares about America. So, I’m going to show Mr. Obama hot to salute the flag! Are you watching Barack? Good, good, good, ’cause here we go:”

“I, Jorge P. Sousa, pledge allegiance to the flag of The United States of America, and
to the republic for which it stands,
one nation under God…
(That’s right), UNDER GOD!
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

“See Barack? That wasn’t so bad, was it, brutha? It’s easy! It’s easy to be patriotic. We live in the greatest country on earth, the United States of America! I have the American flag workin’ over here! Got the patriotic tie over here! And yes, I proudly wear my 9/11 pin in remembrance of all the heroes that gave so much on that tragic day. Hopefully, now you know how to properly salute our great flag.”

“And now, another issue, and this is directed towards you, Mrs. Hussein Osama…I mean Obama! I AM VERY PROUD OF THIS COUNTRY! I’VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY PROUD OF THIS COUNTRY, ALL MY LIFE! AND I WILL ALWAYS BE VERY PROUD OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY!”

“I’m sure Mrs. Obama’s words were misrepresented, taken out of context or whatever the hell you want to call it. I’m sure deep down inside the Obamas are ‘true American patriots.’”

“But there is just one little thing…just one liiiittle thing that’s bothering me right now! And it’s this picture right here (photo of Chevera in Obama’s Texas headquarters)…Not even I…I don’t think even I can help Mr. Obama with this one! Ohhhh, this is bad, Barack! This is real bad, brutha! Oh man!”

“Well, that’s all I have for you today, folks. This is Jorge P. Sousa, The Portuguese Paisain, saying “GOD BLESS AMERICA, BRUTHA!” I’m outta here!”

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