Comedy

Two Russians think that thier delivery boy is a nazi. They torture him by slaping his face and saying, …

Get ready for Youtube’s next star - Introducing…"Sol’s Stories". In this first installment, Sol tells us about his time spent in the army.

Music by Peter Toh titled "Goodbye Hollywood"
http://www.myspace.com/petertohmusic

Cameo by James Catusco, the Worst Basketball Player Ever.

I was just typing some replies and accidentally left my webcam on, anyway, the most unusual thing happen when I left the room, and I caught it on camera.
Please watch, this is rather strange.

Mike D. is hired to spread awareness about obesity.

I REALLY tried to keep up with the replies!! GRRR!! LoL! Anwayy.. I think MOST of us have had a car like this.. And if not.. You can buy this one for a COOKIEE! LOL! Thanks to everyone for watching these videos! And for the “Happy One-year YouTube anniversary” wishes! It’s been quite a… “RIDE!!” Get it?! Ride? HahHaA!.. Haha.. Hah. Ha? Hmm.. o.O!

New lyrics and all vocals: ToM!
Music production: ToM!!!
Real car provided by: DeL and MoM!!
(A restored red 1964 Chevelle!)
Song approval technician: Smileigh!
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“Teardrops On My Old Car”
(Teardrops On My Guitar-Taylor Swift Parody!!)

(Verse 1)
My car.. Is scary, My friends won’t even ride with me
It’s always over heating, The engine kind of smells funny
And it’s so pitiful, I know without a doubt
There are no seatbelts so in a crash I’ll fly right out!

(Verse 2)
There’s no A/C, The tires keep going flat on me
And I can’t even see ‘cuz the headlights just went out last week
The stereo is gone, the heater doesn’t work..
And when I drive this thing I feel like a great big jerk!

(Chorus)
There’s many reasons for the teardrops on my old car
It only goes 10 miles an hour and it won’t go far
Yeah the SMOKE makes me CHOKE
And the radiator’s busted too!

(3rd verse)
This car, it leaks, motor oil and anti-freeze
And there’s no brakes, but that’s okay
Because it barely moves anyway!
It’s so embarrassing to drive this pile of junk
And I keep losing my stuff ‘cuz I can’t close the trunk!

(Chorus)
There’s many reasons for the teardrops on my old car
And everywhere I go it leaves behind a trail of parts
And it’s just full of rust, is there someone I could sell it to?

(Instrumental and used car selling)

(4th verse)
It hardly ever starts, the battery just died
I wish that MTV would come along and pimp my ride!

(Chorus)
There’s many reasons for the teardrops on my old car
The ‘Check Engine’ light is always on, it breaks my heart
There’s a hole in the roof
And the rain just kind of drips right through..
Duct tape fixes stuff, but there’s never enough
And the fenders are held on with super-glue

My car is scary
I’ll cover it so you can’t see.
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And THANKS EVERYONE!!

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